The T.L.C. Experience

Just your friendly neighborhood brudda undercover.

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its trouble in paradise for the turtle spees
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its trouble in paradise for the turtle spees

posted on 10/5/2013, with 8 notesreblog

*He’s got a funny feeling. It’s almost as if he’s being blamed for something he didn’t do…* 

posted on 10/4/2013, with 4 notesreblog
newtowngarden:

It’s starting to look like autumn in the garden.
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newtowngarden:

It’s starting to look like autumn in the garden.

posted on 9/17/2013, with 227 notes (source: newtowngarden) — reblog

i shall reblog this LATER on my ladies for now i will go to sleep jfc 

posted on 9/16/2013, with 1 notereblog

you boogers always do fun shit when im not around i should beat yall up

posted on 9/16/2013, with 1 notereblog

how to pick up CHICKS!!

oppamondostyle:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

posted on 9/15/2013, with 175,061 notes (source: targents) — reblog
theundercoverbrother sent: *THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN YOUR GARDEN. It's brown and white and black and fluffy chicken and is is happy to eat off all the pests from your produce.*

rammingforce:

*sees the damn chicken during one of his walks and is about to throw the chicken into a box before he actually spots it doing something good*

….mn..Alright you’re not becoming dinner today chicky…Where the hell’s your owner?

*Dolly would be offended by your intentions Clive! Luckily she’s just a dumb little chicken that struts over to him and perches on his boots before looking up at him. Big scary goat man isn’t a threat, Daddy Carlton is around him plenty of times!* 

posted on 9/15/2013, with 5 notes (source: rammingforce) — reblog

effectivelyinsane:

Izaak tips his head, his eyes narrowing just slightly in amusement. 

"I am." He held out his hand, "I’m Izaak. Izaak Van Aken, you are?" The hybrid gave him a good look over out of curiosity and the need to know his teammates. Spy, maybe?

*He gives a respectful shake* Carlton. Give me some cover and 5 seconds an’ I’m any class you want me to be. Best Spy this place got, jus’ don’t tell the ladies that. 

posted on 9/12/2013, with 4 notes (source: effectivelyinsane) — reblog

effectivelyinsane:

theundercoverbrother started following you

Izaak had waited longer than usual before turning to greet who he now knew was another of his teammates. “RED as well. Hello.”

*Carlton tries not to openly gawk at him, hell, some of his best friends are hybrids! The other Soldier is one too, and he inwardly chuckles if his team is just going to have a bunch of wild animals as team offense. He stops smirking at that thought immediately when he’s addressed to, however* 

Evenin’. I reckon you’re one of our new Soldiers? 

posted on 9/12/2013, with 4 notes (source: effectivelyinsane) — reblog

Trying to juggle free time with running all over the place for important documents and getting in contact with people that owe me money is fuckin hARD okay sorry for constantly dippin im trying to get everything sorted 

posted on 9/12/2013, with 0 notesreblog

theundercoverbrother is buggin’ you

savagehellkat:

Would be a shame since yer one of those sneaky little bastards. I’ll make sure to keep an eye on ya anyway. -He gives a low chuckle and points to himself.-

Name’s Rick. Rick Savage, Mister Carlton. Woulda been on RED but I like how cuts and bruises contrast better on the blue. -He tugs on his shirt and grins.- But don’t worry, pal. I ain’t that scary! What’s a fella like ya doin’ around in a hell hole like this anyway?

I encourage you to try! It makes my job a helluva lot more interestin’. 

Transferred here a few months ago, there was some crazy issue at my old base, so they dumped me and a few others here in the desert. *Yes, that’s more or less the jist of it* Been here before, but that don’t mean I gotta like it. How about you? 

posted on 9/12/2013, with 4 notes (source: savagehellkat) — reblog

redengineersheila:

[[Whee old sketches from the depths of my sketchbook~
Carlton and Sheila from ages ago and a rustled jimmies baby.]]

BIG_CUTIES.JPG 

posted on 9/2/2013, with 8 notes (source: southerncrosssoldier) — reblog
theundercoverbrother sent: *Well if he ain't got the stupidest grin on his face* B)!

thegirlpyro:

thegirlpyro:

-Better hope that grin can withstand Fyura tackling him because it’s late and she’s hyper and fuck the police lizardlady jumps on whoever the hell she wants-

No.. I underztand. aha.. I’m schure I haffen’t gone zhrough efferyzhing you haff, but. I underztand none zhe less.

… I vas joking, I’m thinner zhan you are. Don’t be zuch a baby.

-The hybrid pinches his cheeks as obnoxiously as she can manage and snickers.-

All joking azide… it vreally is great to zee you again… und to know zhat you’re not dead.. or vorse.

*Puffs out his cheeks like a mature adult * 

I don’t plan on leavin’ this earth any time soon! Guess all ya’ll are stuck with me. 

How you like the base so far? The scorpions and junk don’t think you’re their leader or anything, right? 

posted on 9/2/2013, with 13 notes (source: thegirlpyro) — reblog
theundercoverbrother sent: *Well if he ain't got the stupidest grin on his face* B)!

thegirlpyro:

thegirlpyro:

-Better hope that grin can withstand Fyura tackling him because it’s late and she’s hyper and fuck the police lizardlady jumps on whoever the hell she wants-

-She places a hand against her chest and bats her eyelashes, pretending to swoon- ouh, I knew it.

…. Pretty good job? -Fyura snorts and grins at him- Schurely you’re joking, because to be quvite honezt, you look vorse off than I do. Half dead, zkin und bones. gott do zhey effen feed you?

-snarky little shit. isn’t she carlton?-

*Scoffs, how rude* 

A lotta things happen in a year in these industries! You wouldn’t believe me if I told ya. Survivin’ it? I consider that a victory.  *There’s nothing quite like two zombie clone attacks and nearly freezing and starving to death and being near so much nuclear power your eyes practically become lighbulbs* 

I’m just fine, I’ve always been wiry. *He pouts, now he’s concerned he is too thin he’s nothing but a glorified halloween decoration oh no* 

posted on 9/2/2013, with 13 notes (source: thegirlpyro) — reblog

im waiting for the day carlton attempts to woo someone with his gay ass poetry and they are moved to tears but how fucking lame he is they just end up laughing at him or give him a pity smooch this is a thing that must happen 

posted on 9/2/2013, with 4 notesreblog